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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Actually this is not me, but my mother:

    Bow legged woman, bow legged woman to me

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me



    The story:

    I was visiting my mom and dad one day and my mom was in the kitchen humming the song, and when she came to the chorus she sang out "bow legged woman" I stoppped what I was doing and said "What did you just say?" when she repeated it, my husband and I were hysterical.

    OH YEAH, Bow legged woman is much better, and a heck of a lot funnier, not to mention the visual

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