The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was drunk when I heard it, drunk when I sang it, drunk when I realised it was wrong, so naturally I smashed the beer bottle over the head of the person who corrected me.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/23/2003 8:34 am
Age it happened
78
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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