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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A zombie, a zombie, Jesus wants me for a zombie... I'll be a zombie for Him.

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: A sunbeam, a sunbeam, Jesus wants me for a sunbeam... I'll be a sunbeam for Him.



    The story:

    I sang it wrong as a child in Sunday school, always with the class so no one heard my mistake. I thought "zombie" must be one of those words with another meaning I didn't know. Years later I heard it correctly on a kiddie record. "Sunbeam" doesn't really make any sense either.

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    When jesus rose again, i had a feeling there were zombies involved.

    Chunkboi Jul 03, 2015 6:03 pm