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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A tortoise.

    Artist: MC Hammer
    Real Lyric: Can't touch this.

    The story:

    Our 3 year old son watched us play Sing Star 90s. We went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and then heard at full volume from the living room his little version of the song; we pissed ourselves.

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    That's way better than CAN'T TOUCH THIS! I wonder what the rest of his song was

    waddlet Dec 14, 2013 3:32 pm

    That should totally have been the real lyric.

    Ghostcia Sep 15, 2013 10:14 am