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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A penny for the false minded

    Artist: Marillion
    Song: Lavender
    Real Lyric: A penny for your thoughts my dear

    The story:

    Driving along in the car in year 2000 & the song came on the radio, I hadn't heard it for a long time & it really did sound like they were singing my version - the reception hereabouts isn't too good sometimes, but checking with lyric sheet later found I was wrong.

    Oddly enough I was listening to the "Misplaced Childhood" album this afternnon and while "Lavender" was on son came into room and said "Ah, a penny for the false minded"

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