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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A Mafioso story with a twist,
    A tofu sumo lunar hit,

    Artist: Bran Van 3000
    Real Lyric: A Mafioso story with a twist,A "Too Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch,

    The story:

    I could never work out what the guy was saying but I was never bothered to find out, I mean the song's about being drunk in LA so the events described are going to be somewhat muddled, right? That was until I was browsing this site and the track happened to come up on random play on my MP3 player. I decided to find out what the real lyrics were. The only explanation for my misheard lyrics was that maybe I thought the singer was describing smoking tofu to get high - those craaaazzzzy Californians! And he took a big - ie, sumo sized - hit, which sent him to the moon...

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