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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "a loaded gun complex, covered in pudding"

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: "a loaded God complex, c**k it and pull it"

    The story:

    I was at work with a girl who was really into Fall Out Boy. She had put the CD on and I thought I was mocking her when I started singing stupidly loud in my best "I'm 12 and totally in love with Fall Out Boy" voice. I realized my mistake when she busted out laughing at me making a fool of myself in front of her and quite a few customers. Covered in pudding? What was I thinking?

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