A Little early birdy
gave my anus curly wurly,
and asked me if Iw wanted a ride.

The story:

Went to a friend who i heard playing the song and played him this clip... told him what i thought we then spent the next hour playing it to as many people as possible to see what they thought. Everyone agree'd with what i thought it said. We got corrected when a teacher over heard our conversation. heh He knew the correct lyric and told us. Opps..