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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A girl with colitis goes by.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: A girl with callidoscope eyes....

    The story:

    Actually, I knew what they were saying, but my brother-in-law was singing this one time at Christmas, after I had received the album as a gift.
    I was young and was really into the "Beatles' message, man",so while everybody was laughing at my brother-in-law, I was getting seriously pissed-hell, I was 15 and mad at the world!
    And now I'm 32, and still mad!

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