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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A girl with colitis goes by

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: A girl with kaleidoscope eyes



    The story:

    I was sitting around the pool with an ex-girlfriend and her Mom. While this song was playing in the background, Mom says "I always thought this song was disgusting."

    I ask her why on earth she thought that.

    She replies "A GIRL WITH COLITIS GOES BY? I mean, really."

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