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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.

    The story:

    It was a good friend of mine who admitted this to me (in about
    1988). I still tease her.

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    What's with the gays and the parking lot? I guess they are entrepreneurs :P

    PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 3:09 am

    i thought it was "the paid paradise to put up a parking lot" lol

    stacypeeps Jan 14, 2010 5:44 pm

    No way she really thought that... That's just wrong.

    hattrick Aug 29, 2009 1:00 am