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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

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    Song: Jeremy

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    A fantabulous night to make romance 'neath the cover of octopus skies

    Artist: Van Morrison
    Song: Moondance
    Real Lyric: A fantabulous night to make romance 'neath the cover of October skies
    The story:

    Whist driving to work this morning, listening to Bublé's version off of his album, it all became chillingly clear to me. Like a young Paul on his way to Damascus. Van Morisson singing about "octopus skies" never seemed particularly out of place. Just whimsical. Yes. Whimsical. And there's not enough whimsy in this world.

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