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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A dose of scrap to this point of view.

    Artist: Sting
    Song: Russians
    Real Lyric: I don't subscribe to this point of view.

    The story:

    We were listening to this song in the car, when my husband goes, "That must be some sort of British saying or something.

    "What is?" I inquire

    "A dose of scrap"

    "Uh, no, it's "I don't subscribe to this point of view."

    We laughed all the way to the mall. I will never let him live this down!!!

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