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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,
    Darling it is no joke, this is like anchovies.

    Artist: Shakira
    Song: She Wolf
    Real Lyric: A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthrophy



    The story:

    It wasn't me, it was my darling girlfriend. Heard her singing whilst cleaning. She had her headphones on and turned round to find me creased up on the floor. tokk me 10 mins to stop laughing and tell her why.

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