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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A death-throe hard-on, two minutes too late.

    Song: Ironic
    Real Lyric: A death-row pardon, two minutes too late.

    The story:

    I always thought that really WAS the line, becuase I figured the guy had died during sex. After all, it WAS Alanis Morissette, right? Finally, I was with a friend at school when I heard her sing the right lyrics. I said, "So THAT'S what it is!" When she asked what I had thought it was and I told her, she nearly choked and fell over laughing at the same time.

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