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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    a crystal room ... It's only for heaven

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Underground
    Real Lyric: a crystal moon ... It's only forever

    The story:

    I heard this song with my best friend when I was 11 years old. I was a lot more fluent in English than my friend and my friend was obviously wrong in hearing "only forever". "only forever" didn't make any sense, whereas "for heaven" could mean many things.
    As, for example, that what you do in life and what happens doesn't really that much since it's all "only for heaven".
    My friend sort of nodded and "officially" agreed in the end.

    Years afterwards, when I had become an Internet user, I found the real lyrics in the Internet.

    I told my friend and she said that she had already looked it up some time ago.

    I am embarrassed to say I won a lot of language competitions in my school time.

    The child in me still objects that in any "Underground", there are only crystal rooms, if at all, but there is no place for crystal moons!

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