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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A celebrated man amongst the girlies, they can hit me copper with a rubber duck

    Song: Blood
    Real Lyric: A celebrated man amongst the gurnies, they can fix me proper with a bit of luck

    The story:

    I was singing this on the bus, and got some really weird looks, and my bus driver actually called back to me the correct lyrics. It's always sad when your bus-driver knows your favourite song better than you do...

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    I actually lol'd at this one.

    xxR3M7xx Jul 31, 2010 12:16 am

    Lmao that is kind of sad...very funny though

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 03, 2009 9:03 pm