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    A cat sat on my back

    Artist: Not Submitted
    Real Lyric: A knapsack on my back



    The story:

    My daughter used to sing The Happy Wanderer at Infant school. One day she wanted to sing it for us at home. The chorus started off well enough...it just ended a bit oddly.
    Val-deri,Val-dera,
    Val-deri,
    Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
    Val-deri,Val-dera
    A Cat sat on my back.

    We did ask her why the cat sat on her back, but she simply didn't know!

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