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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Where the lights are, this is dangerous
    Here we are now, entertain us
    Life is stupid, and contagious
    Here we are now, entertain us
    I'm a lighter
    I'm a biter
    I'm a skater
    I'm a beater
    Yeah! I'm in denial

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerousHere we are now, entertain usI feel stupid and contagiousHere we are now, entertain usA mulattoAn albinoA mosquitoMy LibidoYay, a denial

    The story:

    I had already quoted lyrics to my fencing coach from "Smells Like Teen Spirit". He said, "I know the lyrics to that song, Paul." That made me curious to actually look up the lyrics, and now I realize how very, very wrong I was.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/25/2004 10:52 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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