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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I know I may come off white, I may come off shy

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Real Lyric: I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy



    The story:

    Singing along in the car with my teenaged niece and her friends, who love Britney Spears. "What did you just say?" my niece asked me. I repeated my lyrics, defensively adding that perhaps Ms. Spears was afraid of being considered too teenybopper, hence the singing about "coming off white". After they all quit screaming with laughter, the girls sang the correct lyrics for me.

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