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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Born in the USA" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bruce Springsteen

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Born in the USA" Lyrics

    He had a woman who lived in Saigon, I've
    Im a long dong daddy in the U.S.A.
    I'm a bum in the USA
    I'm a long-dong daddy in the USA
    Bored in the USA, I was Bored in the USA
    I'm a long dong daddy of the USA...
    b***h don't cry in the kitchen, lean dow
    I'm a bar in the USA

    Other Songs by Bruce Springsteen

    4th of July at Asbury Park
    All That Heaven Will Allow
    Badlands
    Blinded By The Light
    Born in the USA
    Born To Run
    Brilliant Disguise
    Cadillac Ranch
    Dancing In The Dark
    Darlington County
    Downbound Train
    Easy Money
    From Small Things (Big Things One Day Come)
    Glory Days
    Hungry Heart
    I Am a Rock
    I'll work for your love
    I'm on fire
    Jungleland
    Leap Of Faith
    Long Time Comin'
    Long Time Coming
    Love of the Common People
    Lucky Town
    Murder Incorporated
    No Surrender
    Nothing Man
    O Mary Don't You Weep
    One Step Up
    One Step Up and Two Steps Back
    Prove it all night
    Radio Nowhere
    Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
    The River
    Thunder Road
    Working on the Highway
    You're Missing

    Funniest Misheards by Bruce Springsteen