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    "Toxic" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Britney Spears

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Toxic" by Britney Spears? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Toxic" Lyrics

    Baby can't you see I'm fallin A guy like
    she smells like s**t i know and people s
    With a taste of the boys i gotta die
    The taste of your lips I'm monument Your
    But the taste of the boys are paradox
    With the taste of the lipstick on a ride
    To ride kangaroos
    Taste of the poisoned canapé
    With the taste of a poisoned pair of dic
    your toxic time strollin out of line
    With the taste of your lips all over mi
    Your toxic tongue slipping under.
    with a taste of your lips i'm all arous
    wit the taste of yout lips i'm all righ
    You're toxic gums slipping over my head
    Your toxic my gums slipping under your t
    your toxic hands slipping under
    the taste of your lips i'm hung around y
    You're Toxic come suck a nut.
    "Your toxic gun slipping under
    With the taste of yoru lips I'm on a ri
    i'm getting laid, i'll get it up!
    'With the taste of you're lips I'm on a
    With a taste of your lips I wanna ride y
    Too hot can't come down stick it in and
    With the taste of your lips I vomit Don
    You're toxic, gums slippin under.
    Your toxic gun slipping under
    oh the taste of your lips I'm on the rag
    Ooh, The taste of your lips I'm on the
    Feel the taste of a poor boy Eating chee
    While I'm kissing the boys in paradise

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