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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1.Yeah, they've come to pluck the rooster
    2. wife and kids, house all past
    3.Call me cream, it's no safe bet
    4.Looky here, see my pictures of my boys
    5.Got my pills, go mosquito breath

    Artist: Alice In Chains
    Song: Rooster
    Real Lyric: 1. Yeah, they've come to snuff the rooster...2.Wife and Kids, household pet 3.Army Green was no safe bet..4.Gloria sent me pictures of my boys5.Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death

    The story:

    Ok, at one point, I even thought it could be 'snub the rooster'. I only found out the true lyrics when my ex-boyfriend, (and wild AIC fan) gave me the unplugged cd for my birthday. This isn't the only AIC song that I was completely wrong about, but when he heard me singing "Pluck the Rooser", he thought I was making fun of his band. A serious offense. We aren't together anymore, but I am now a big fan myself, although I still say pluck the rooster from time to time.

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