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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. "somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox..."
    I thought it was "somebody's hiding, it's cloudin my eyes,
    but..."

    2, "flip on the Tele,' wrestle with Jimmy, something is bubbling
    behind my back. The bottle is ready to blow."

    Artist: Weezer
    Real Lyric: Somebody's Heine'is crowdin' my iceboxsomebody's cold oneis givin' me chillsGuess I'll just close my eyesFlip on the tele'Wrestle with JimmySomething is bubblingBehind my backThe bottle is ready to blowSay it ain't soYour drug is a heartbreakerSay it ain't soMy love is a lifetakerI can't confront youI never could doThat which might hurt youSo try and be coolWhen I sayThis way is a waterslide away from meThat takes you further every daySo be coolDear Daddy, I write youIn spite of years of silenceYou've cleaned up, found JesusThings are good or so I hearThis bottle of Steven'sAwakens ancient feelingsLike father, stepfatherThe son is drowning in the flood



    The story:

    I listened to this a lot in high school - 14 years later I still listen
    to this cd now and then, it was ahead of its time...

    That said, I got a LOT of the lyrics wrong, who knows how
    many times I sang the wrong lyrics around my friends. All this
    time I imagined he was getting romantic with a girl and making
    tea or a hot bath, and then at the end breaks into a letter to his
    dad.
    It's a song about alcoholism thru and thru, Rivers Cuomo has
    explained that in his book (which I can't wait to read, but I hear
    great things, such as this song interpretation)...



    I felt like a fool - all this time I thought he was wrestling with
    some chick named Judy and about to either make her some
    tea or pour hot water into her bath. You gotta admit, the music
    and him saying "oh yeah all right feels good inside," sound
    romantic.

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