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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    1. Lucy's getting high with Linus
    and
    2. The girl with collitis goes by.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: I have 2 for this one:1. Lucy in the sky with diamondsand 2. The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.



    The story:

    I always thought the first one was funny, so I sang it that way all the time. I didn't really get the second one (I mean, who's ever heard of collitis?) so I asked one of my friends what it meant. She kinda looked at me funny, so I explained about the song. After laughing for about ten minutes, she told me what it really was. From there, I kinda figured out the first one was wrong, too. It's a shame. To think it was some sort of STD! Oh, well...

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