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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...Under the Arctic Fire Over the Ceasar salad.

    Artist: Sting
    Real Lyric: ...Under the Arctic fire Over the seas of silence

    The story:

    This was actually a friend of mine. He and I were listening to the Soul Cages CD, and he couldn't figure out what Arctic fire had to do with salad dressing. When I asked him what he meant, he told me what he thought the next line was. I died laughing, and told him the correct lyric. His response was -- Oh, well! I don't like this album anyway!

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