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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading... the rythmn of the ceiling fan.

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: Kokomo
    Real Lyric: the rythmn of the steel drum band.

    The story:

    Well.. I need to pick on my brother Chris for this one.
    He argued... no, insisted that was the true lyrics to the song.
    I said "NO! It's to the rythmn of the STEEL DRUM BAND." He says: "That doesn't make any sense!!" I say..
    "And to the rythmn of the CEILING FAN makes sense?!?!" he says: "Well... THINK about it." My brother's mind in the gutter at work.
    Well, we marched over to the music store and pulled out a lyric book.. I showed it to him in plain english "STEEL DRUM BAND".
    He turned beet red, and just told me to shut up before I said "I told ya!"
    That was in 1988... I STILL pick on him to this day about that.

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