Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,458 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    "...this Mormon is down on his knees..."

    Artist: The Osmonds
    Real Lyric: "...this poor man is down on his knees..."

    The story:

    I'm middle-aged now. The Osmonds were my poster boy
    teen idols for my younger years. At a recent get-
    together with some other "mature" ladies, we had a
    little too much to drink and started spinning oldies
    from our a drunken and loud voice, I sang
    these lyrics with all my heart, much to the delight
    of my friends. Well, the Osmonds WERE Mormons...and
    pretty devout. So it always made sense to ME!

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!