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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ....The moon is just a solid night...

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Real Lyric: ...They'll tell you black is really white, The moon is just the sun at night....

    The story:

    Karaoke fail! I was signing what I had always heard, I just happened to look at the scroll (which I purposely avoided doing up until then because I "knew" this song so well) when this lyric was going by... ooops. To me I like mine better, imho it adds another layer of ambiguous mysticism to the RJD version of Sabbath.

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