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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...that I shall never breed, breed again, breed again...

    Artist: Toni Braxton
    Real Lyric: ...that I shall never breathe, breathe again, breathe again...



    The story:

    My ex-girlfriend loved this song, and I always wondered why. To humour her, and score brownie points, I rang a request line one night to dedicate the song to her. The DJ was in stitches when I sang those lyrics to him since he had no idea what song I was talking about. Fortunately I hadn't given him my name , unfortunately he went on air and told the whole city about it. A couple of people I knew heard him and immediately connected it to me, my ex heard about it from them, she said it was the thought that counts.

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