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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...Shaman's Candle in the family...

    Artist: Madness
    Real Lyric: ...Shame and scandal in the family...

    The story:

    I originally heard this song as a young child in the 60's. It was sung by Trinidadian calypso singer Lord Melody, and I thought the lyric, sung in a West Indian accent, referred to some kind of Shaman's totem, don't ask me why; as a child, many sayings of adults sounded odd to my ears, I just didn't question them.
    Many years later, Madness released a cover of the song in their inimitable style, & in a flash, it all seemed so obvious - how could I possibly have erred?
    My misheard lyric was by now however, so ingrained that to this day, that is the way I sing it...

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