Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,822 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    [See me, feel me] touchy, feely

    Artist: The Who
    Real Lyric: [See me, feel me] touch me, heal me

    The story:

    It was actually my uncle who'd misheard the lyrics.
    One day, while watching a football game, he started
    singing "touchy...feely" when Jay Feely, who was
    kicker for the New York Giants, came onto the
    My mom and I started laughing, thinking he was
    joking, but I could tell by his reaction that he
    actually thought those were the lyrics.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!