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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ( man,)i had a honey and i bet a GRAHAM

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: (you shoulda seen me with the poker man)i had a honey and i bet a grand

    The story:

    i was a little kid back then,what did I know about
    gambling?what's a grand to a 7year old? i was
    thinking,honey grahams,graham fiance
    says i'm still a little kid in a 50 year old
    body.i guess that's why i didn't figure it out
    until recently.

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