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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "...One more time, you're gonna saddle me, oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing..."

    Artist: Daft Punk
    Real Lyric: "...One more time, we're gonna celebrate,oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing..."
    The story:

    I was idly discussing games with a friend, when the song came on the radio. I mentioned to my friend how odd some of the lyrics to it were. "'you're gonna saddle me', that sounds too kinky."
    To which my friend stared at me and said "Ahem, that's not 'you're gonna saddle me', that's 'we're gonna celebrate'".
    "...Oh. Well. That does make a whole lot more sense."

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