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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (Now Let us) have a little chocolate Jesus

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: I once was lost in sin but Jesus took me inAnd then a little light from heaven filled my soulHe bathed my heart in love and wrote my name aboveAnd just a little talk with my Jesus made me whole(Now let us) have a little talk with Jesus (let us) tell him all about our troubles(He will) hear our faintest cry (and we will) answer by and by(Now when you) feel a little pray'r wheel turning(Then you'll) know a little fire is burning(You will) find a little talk with Jesus makes it right(Now let us) have a little talk...I may have doubts and fears my eyes be filled with tearsBut Jesus is a friend who watches day and nightI go to him in prayer he knows my every careAnd just a little talk with my Jesus gonna makes it right(Now let us) have a little talk...(Makes it right)

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    My friend actually sang this in choir I stood next to her as
    she belted this out!! She was so sincere and her face serene
    as she sang itů.several of us just broke down laughing.

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