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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...nobody will know, that you was a boojee, a sweet sweet boojee, A sweet sweet boojee, but stone stone cold

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: ...nobody will know, that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty, A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car to this tune, and my friend heard me say "boojee" and he said, "What's a boojee???" I said I don't know - never thought about it, really - then I said, maybe it's like "bougie", which is French for "candle"! Ah, see? We got it all figured out. But of course the next question would be why is Mick calling someone a candle? But seriously, he really does pronounce "beauty" as "boojee", hence my confusion for several decades.

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