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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    *hitty sidewalks smelly sidewalks
    drenched in doggie doo-doo
    in the air theres the odor of crap-mess...
    silver bowels silver bowels
    rover ate tinsel for christmas

    Artist: Bing Crosby
    Song: Silver Bells
    Real Lyric: city sidewalks busy sidewalksdressed in holiday stylein the air theres a feeling of christmas...silver bells silver bellsits christmas time in the city

    The story:

    my wife and I heard this spontaneously while we visited our nearest city at that time of year

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