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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...His key to the locks on the chained see-saws

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Given to Fly
    Real Lyric: He floated back down 'cause he wanted to shareHis key to the locks on the chains he saw everywhere

    The story:

    It just seemed like a much more juvenile version of
    the lyric that my adolescent brain must have heard
    at the time. Doesn't it ring so much simpler as a
    chain on an abandoned playground? The image in
    itself is just that much more bitter/sweet.

    As far as Eddie's annunciation goes, though, it's a
    miracle I get even half his words right!

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