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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "....guilty as a gherkin bean..."

    Artist: Bananarama
    Real Lyric: "....guilty as a girl can be..."

    The story:

    Hmmmm.....singing at the top of my voice
    at a school disco, when the music suddenly
    stopped, due to a black out and I was left my black cha cha skirt, huge
    elastic belt, gym boots, and my
    it-took-me-ages-to-tease-this hairdo!!!
    Let's just say that my embarrassing moment
    made it into the yearbook.

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