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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ......Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you....

    Artist: Paul Young
    Real Lyric: ......Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you....



    The story:

    I had to be like 4 years old when this song came out, so in my head that's what it sounded like he was saying "Meat" not "Me"....I mean why would someone take a piece of someone else away, am I right?? I always pictured her packing a suitcase of ham...I don't know why - but I figured wherever she was going, she'd be hungry! I was probably a teen when I realized - Why would someone pack a ham in a suitcase...?? And I asked my sister, who then thought I officially lost it and filled me in on the real lyrics.... ;)

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