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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...All my life the phone was magic

    Artist: Matchbox 20
    Song: Disease
    Real Lyric: ...All my life, oh was magic

    The story:

    I've had this albumn for 10 years and always sang along with my version. The other day I caught myself singing it and thought hang on, the phone was magic? What? I asked my friend who is also a big Matchbox 20 fan and she couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell me the real lyric. When she eventually told me we decided we liked mine better.

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