Ra-Ra-Rasputin
lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit
they wanted his head
Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's
greatest love-machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

Oh
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THE MISHEARD:

it was set to man in russia long ago
he was big and strong with his eyes a flaming globe
people look at him with terror and fear
but to must-go chicks he was such a lovely deer
he could reach the bible like a preacher
full of ecstacy and fi

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Real Lyric Their lived a certain man
In Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his
eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
With terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was
such a lovely dear
He could preach the
bible like a preacher
Full of extasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Woman would desire.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love-machine
It was a shame how he carried on.

He ruled the Russianland
And never mind the Czar
But the Kasatschok he
danced really wunderbar
All affairs of state
He was the man to please
But he was real great when he
hand a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she heard the thing's he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
lover of the Russian queen
...

But when his drinkin' and lusting
and his hunger for power
Became know to more and more people
The demans to do something
about this outrageous man
became
Louder and louder

Hey
hey
hey...

This man just gotta go
Declared his enemies
But the ladies begged don't
you try to do it please
No doubt this Rasputin
Had lots of hidden charmes
Though he was a brute they
just fell into his arms
Then one night some men
of higher standing
Set a trap they're not do blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine.
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love-machine

He drank it all and said: "I feel fine."

Ra-Ra-Rasputin
lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit
they wanted his head
Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's
greatest love-machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

Oh
those Russians
 
Artist Boney M (Click for more)
Song Rasputin (Click for more)
The story:

I was like, "OOPS! I thought it was all about cars and new era in Russia.

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Submitted by Joshua
Submitted on 05/07/2008 01:02 AM
Age it happened 14
Age you realized ---
Better than original? Yes
Convinced others you were right? No
Was partying involved? No

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