I was having a conversation with one of my friends about horse racing and said, "Well, you know, Garth Brooks likes horse racing. It's even in the song." I sang the lyrics the way I knew them (incorrectly), then trailed off as I noticed she was staring at me. She gave me a *look*, and then said, "You do know that the song says "oasis", right?" All I could do was say, "Uh... really?"
