| Real Lyric | I've got two tickets to paradise... |
| Artist | Eddie Money (Click for more) |
| Song | Two Tickets To Paradise (Click for more) |
I asked my best friend to explain to me why someone would write a song about breath mints and dice. "I guess maybe if he ate the Tic Tac's and rolled the dice right, he might get what he was hoping for." Then he told me the truth.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 02/28/1998 12:00 AM |
| Age it happened | 14 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | Yes |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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