THE MISHEARD:

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am
and in bed I'm a man, so is Lola.

The story:

I was simply driving in my car listening to this song that I have
heard many times before. At first I was appalled by the lyrics, as it
was the first time I had paid attention to more than the chorus.
Then I started laughing b/c they were funny. Then, the
aforementioned line was sang and I almsot recked my car. I
thought he said in bed I'm a man so is Lola, meaning he just slept
with Lola. I had to immediately look up the lyrics when I got home.
I must say I was a bit relieved, and this song has now made it into
my collection. Although I haven't convinced anyone yet, I plan to in
the future! :) Ignorance is bliss. :)