THE MISHEARD:

It's too late to call a jive.

The story:

I was in the car singing apologize, by One Republic, but at the time I thought they were saying it was "too late to call a jive", and my brother over heard me and gave me the weirdest look in the world. I tried explaining to him that the lyrics were definitely saying its too late to call a jive, because I thought it was some kind of past thing, like in the 70's when they used to say jive turkey... anyway I was wrong.

( Before I had never actually known the name of the song, and the only line I knew was the "It's too late to apologize" line, except I was singing it wrong... so I guess I never really knew it at all.)