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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Possy and gang just gave them all they got
    Sittin' on that crap and pack the double yacht
    Shame off the grip at a nazi fair
    Park a couple wangs instead of that yell

    Artist: Christina Aguilera
    Song: Candyman
    Real Lyric: Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vineSippin' from a bottle of vodka double wineJane lost her grip and a-down she fellSquared herself away as she let out a yell

    The story:

    Lazy day at work, by myself. As I went through the backlog, I just thought of these crazy hilarious lyrics I understood hearing from that Christina Aguilera song I downloaded since I thought they were so poorly sung. I had to look them up online, and there they were. Oh boy! I just had to submit this as I had a good hard laugh at my totally twisted version!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/24/2007 5:53 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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