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    Song: Eve

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    The average American female.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: The average unmarried female.



    The story:

    My sister and I were headed home after our chorus rehersal for the school play. She told me that she wouldn't try out for the part of Adelaide because her NYC accent comes out as a Southern accent. Mom advised her to pinch her nose as she sang. It didn't work because she stumbled on a word as she sang (Without the accent.) Instead she'll sing "Luck Be a Lady" and I'll sing the song I misheard despite the idea of messing up.

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