| Real Lyric | Don't masquerade with the guy in shades |
| Artist | Corey Hart (Click for more) |
| Song | Sunglasses at Night (Click for more) |
I swear this is true. My friend Cindy (she was in her twenties at the time)thought the guy was singing don't masturbate with a diet shake. Don't ask me how she thought these lyrics could possibly have made sense in any context. There was another song out at the same time - don't know the name or artist, but the line was: "Nobody's gonna break my stride..." Cindy thought that was: "nobody's gonna break my spine" (let's hope not!)
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 09/04/2003 11:24 PM |
| Age it happened | 27 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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