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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The pretty nurse is having puppies on a train
    And though she feels as if she's in a plane
    She is anyways

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Penny Lane
    Real Lyric: The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a trayAnd tho' she feels as if she's in a playShe is anyway.

    The story:

    Just right now. I never really got it, but I thought it was talking about a lady who was afraid of planes and trains and I thought that "having puppies" was having a real tizzy about something, so... you catch mah drift. hmm...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/30/2002 7:40 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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